The Facebook profile I liked.

“If a person doesn’t care who is in his friend’s friend list, and stops visiting gals profiles of his friend’s friend list then  he would be 83 % more productive” says Randy Posh , the author of The Last Lecture.  I was randomly visiting all those profiles ( What else can you expect from a lonely guy on Sunday night? read Thirukural?)  through

friends’ posts -> comments -> profilePage
But the info page always displays the same stuff most of the times.

“XYZ only shares some profile information with everyone. If you know XYZ , add her as a friend.”

Whenever I see this message my mind voice would say “intha polapu unakku thevaiya”, but eventually my boredom gets better of me and I start exploring more profiles on FB. Some times I do land in profiles with interesting stuffs. The below is of one such profile which interested me a lot. Dont worry, you need not file any lawsuit to sue me for Privacy violation. I just want to share the ‘Activities and Interests’ which I found interesting. There were around 800 , few of which i didn’t understand (thanks to my poor understanding) and few got repeated. So I compiled those and put up here…

When you just say ‘k’ or ‘lol’, I close the conversation.,

 You’re wrong, but I am too lazy to argue with you.

 Ok mom just one minute!…30 minutes later…Ok mom just one minute!!

 No Matter How Many Pens I Buy, They Always ‘Mysteriously’ Go Missing!

 Don’t you hate it when you die from not passing on chainmail?

 ”Oh no a stain!” “Don’t worry with new vanish oxy ac-” “Get outta my house”

 Dear Yahoo!  It’s so cute how you keep trying… Sincerely Google.

 The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text.

 Pretending not to see someone when you really do

 When you pull an awesome comeback out of nowhere

 Being irrationally angry at people walking slowly in front of you…

 Having those top secret relationships where no one knows  not even them

I entered school with one name and I left school with 20 names

“You should never regret something that made you smile.”

 Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because your a multicultural bastard

 Emotionally breaking down when you realise tomorrow is monday

If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead

 When someone’s washing the dishes & you slowly put your plate into the sink

 The awkward moment when fb stalking and you accidently hit the like button

 ”Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?” “Na.”

 The humpty dumpty rhyme never actually states that he’s an egg.

 Forgive and Forget…NO!!..i like Remember and Revenge!!!

 I’ll be there in 10 minutes and if I’m late , read the message again.

 I put the ‘Pro’ in Procrastinate.

 It’s raining. I’ll update and alert all my friends who don’t own a window.

 Dear Keyboard warrior,  swearing doesnt make you look tough.

 Accidentally making eye contact awkwardly then pretending you didn’t

 I occasionally use big words to sound smart

 ”You’re as useless as the letter ‘T’ in Tsunami”

 Studying english to get gooder at it

 Appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

 Don’t you hate it when Voldermort is hiding behind your turban?

 Yes, I am procrastinating,  and yes,  I will regret this later.

 Stupid question=Stupid answer. Its simple.

 Missing the chance to cross a road,  then saying ‘We could have gone then’.

 I Want To Keep The Convo Going

 But Your One Word Answers Arn’t Helping. :/

 We talk to each other on the computer,  but in public it’s awkward

 Making Unnecessary Hand Motions to EMPHASIZE your point.

 I hate people who say ‘I Dont Know’ insted of a simple Yes or No answer

 I’d die without you…. LOL jk.  I have several Horcruxes.

 i hate it when a song reminds u of someone u do not want to be reminded of.

 Revenge? Nah I’m too lazy

 I’m gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.

 Throwing something in a temper then hoping it’s not broken!

 ”umm can i have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”

 ”A  B C or D?” “Well i haven’t had a B for like 4 questions so I’ll choose that”

 How can you tell me not to do something and your doing it… HYPOCRITE!!!!

 THEY’RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It’s called grammar use it.

 Oh Google you always seem to know what i mean to spell….

 I dont care what you heard,  Im telling you what really happened. So shut up

 Hardest Question EVER, ….What Do You Want To Eat?

 Teacher: WRITE LEGIBLY!!!! Student: What’s wrong? I can read it perfectly!!

 The feeling of self-confidence when what you threw made it in the trash can

 I am placed in Kekran mekran Technology solutions(KmTS) Pvt Ltd

 I promise i would never force my children to takeup Engineering in future

 I make random noises or words when I don’t know the actual words to a song.

 This whole “liking” system is stupid

 Machi’s and Mama’s are better than dudes and YO’s

 I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.

 Trying to make the perfect shape with toothpaste

 i am NOT waking up until my alarm goes off

 I Am Not Rude… I Just Speak Whats On My DAMN Mind ! ¬_¬

  If the Bell doesn’t dismiss me then the Bell doesn’t decide when I arrive.

 I wish there was an option in multiple choice that said “one of the above”

 ”Okay mom  I’m getting off” oh wait notification.

 ”Move Down Inside The Bus Please” DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE IS ANY SPACE?

 when my phone says “please say a command” i tell it to shut up

 Get your stuff off MY half of the desk please.

 I am wearing headphones. Do not talk to me.

 I hate when you’re eating chips and the “crunching” is louder than the T.V.

 When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply.

 I am so old I have actually dialed a rotary phone before!

 GET UP!…. I AM UP !*goes back to sleep*

 I Am Vegeterian And MY Stomach Is Not A Graveyard For Dead Animals

 “I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.”

All the Best programmes are on TV when I am not at Home

 I am not flirting with you. It’s called being nice.

 having a “What the hell am i doing?” moment..

 I am proud to be a BACK BENCHER

 I hate it when the teacher takes extra classes to ‘finish the syllabus’!

 The dislike button won’t come get over it

 writing dislike is just as fun.

 ”Can I have a sip?” does not mean half the bottle.

 I’m so good at sleep

 I can do it with my eyes closed

 I can B.S. an entire project in one night and still get an A

 I hate how teachers can use their cellphone in class but students can’t

 i can guarantee you won’t find anybody like me :]

 ”Are you asleep?” .. ”Yeah cos I can answer you in my sleep. Dumbass.”

  “Hey can i borrow a pen” “Yeah sure”  You NEVER see that pen again!

 The day when Youtube Facebook & Twitter combine to form “YouTwitFace”

 That awkward distance when you dont kno if u should hold the door or not…

 3 Powerful Words Other Than “I Love You” Are …… “RESULTS ARE OUT !!”

 You’re a sub, dont try to teach us something,.. you are here to babysit, If you really are sorry, go out of your way to prove it.

 Can’t go to sleep because you are excited about something for tomorrow

 ”Are you being sarcastic?” Round of applause for you there genius!

 Never make someone your priority when all you are to them is an option…

 At some point in life you always find out who your true friends are……

 ”Ok I’m going to go to bed early tonight!”……”Is it seriously 1 am now?”

 The librarians at my school take their job way too seriously.

 Why do you even ask “how I’m doing” because I know you don’t care

 Why do you friend request me if I dont know you?

 Why start a conversation with me and then kill it with one word answers??

 Regrets when you just bought something & then found something better.

 u were pretty confident of da exam…until u saw de strict invigilator!!

 I hate when my hair always looks good before bed but not when I need it to!

 I’ve always wondered what would happen if i didn’t make that decision

 Stop pretending. I know the Real you.

I am too lazy to get a glass, I drink directly from bottle.

 ’Oh i got a B thats bad..  wat u get?’ ‘i got a C’.. ‘thats really gd!’ FAIL.

 I hate it when guys think it’s cool to be a jerk

  They’re Arguing! I Wanna Listen…

 Those moments where you can’t spell a really basic word

 Speaking in a different language so others can’t understand you

 The awkwardness when you try to overtake someone on the footpath

Licking your fingers after eating messy food

Physics Wud hav been much easier if jackfruit had fallen on newton’s head

 seeing people and wondering when you added them

 Liking someone, not for their looks  but for who they really are.

 I go deaf when im texting

 Being weird is part of our friendship

 Trust Takes Years to Build; Seconds to Break..

 Throwing stuff into bins from several metres away and actually succeeding

 I ask a question. teacher answers. I nod. SHE doesnt stop explaining!

 My 2 minute break turns out to be a 2 HOUR break!

 The satisfaction of slamming a door when you’re mad.

 Yes. I completely accept the fact that i am crazy. (:

 I’ve Always Wanted To Jump Into A Taxi And Shout “FOLLOW THAT CAR!”

 Writing grammatically correct text messages.

 You say goodbye to everybody,  then somebody you want to talk to signs in

 the hairdressers:”Is the length ok ?” “if i say no will u glue it back on?”

I hate it when people only talk to you when they need something.

 how does it feel to be a whole year older? errm the same as yesterday…

 I hate thinking tht Im done with HW but thn realizing tht i have more.:/

 You go into a room  you stand there and totaly forget what you wanted.

Triangle sandwiches taste better than square sandwiches

 Remembering embarrassing moments in the past and still feeling embarrassed

 Smoking dosnt make you look cool!! so GET LOST!!!

 I Saw Your Comment Before You Deleted It

 I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed

 WHY DOES THE SPACE BAR MAKE A LOUDER NOISE THAN THE REST?!

 Changing a word because you can’t spell the word you wanted to use

Sex scenes- Creating awkward family moments for all time

 Parents call it answering back,  we call it explaining why they’re wrong

 Saying “Good times, good times..” after remembering something fun.

 Bullshitting My Way Out of Situations

 Oh sorry you’ve got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you.

 Eating Cereal No Matter What Time It Is

 We’re mature.. until someone pulls out bubblewrap

 That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?

 its funny when people have an attention seeking status and no one comments

 I cant help but steal the bubble wrap and pop every bubble.

 ”Im going to purposely delay my reply to you so that i dont seem too eager”

 I put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is!

 I love it how Dogs tilt their heads when they’re confused

 Old enough to know its a bad idea young enough not to care

 I’ve never actually seen someone slip on a banana peel!

 I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I really feel

 Checking the time on your phone twice because you forgot it the first time

 Direct eye contact can eather be really cute akward  or creepy..

 Pretending you can’t hear when someone calls your name.

 EVERYONE THAT HAS SEARCHED THEIR NAME ON GOOGLE

 Here’s to the future  because I’m done with the past

 The disappointment when you realise dinner is something you don’t like

 Looking at a friend and saying: “I will if you will.”

 T9 Dictionary and all the Awkward Mistakes it Brings

 I will not text back to a previous text that says either lol, ya , K or so

 I Am Myself…..And I’m Not Sorry If That Doesnt Fit Your Standards

 A Computer Without Internet, Pointless.

 You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly

 When your speakers make that alien noise

 you know a txt is coming..

 I need more sleep!

 Oh sorry G2G bye *Appear Offline* thank god that’s over.

 I hate when you burn your tongue and it feels weird for days

 saying the same thing at the same exact time as your friend randomly

 i hate it when i see something & it reminds me of a memory i miss

 I think too much at night

 I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke

 It’s okay Pluto I still think you’re a planet.

 When i was a kid we used to play outside not online.

 OHH! I DO THAT! I’M GONNA BECOME A FA….nvm. Its a group. Too much effort.

 No one understands how you feel unless they are as same position as you do

 when some1 says ‘GuessWhat?’ u automaticaly say ‘What’ instead of guessing!

 When I am writing a text i am in my own little world :’)

 why should i make an effort to talk to you if you dont?

 Beauty gets the attention BUT personalty gets the heart <3

 I check my mobile phone first after waking up….:)

 I just wanna slap whoever started “Become a fan to see picture”

 Saying “that rhymed” After Saying a Rhyming Sentence!

 Colouring in the a’s, o’s, d’s etc when you’re really bored

 I’m not being a smart ass

 its having a good sarcastic comeback .

 watching people argue on facébook is pure entertainment

 ”What are you doing up so late?” “I could be asking you the same question!”

 Did you really have to say that? I mean seriously… Uncalled for.

 There is always that one class that you hate going to everyday

 Knowing things you aren’t supposed to know

 I laughed … then felt really really bad

 When someone says don’t laugh u laugh anyway

 gtg. im not really going anywhere but neither is this conversation

 Did I get over it? No. Did I get through it? Yes. Big difference.

 Actually no. You don’t know what my life is like,so shut up.

 Just Because We Text, Doesn’t Mean We Talk.

 THAT’S MY WORD! DON’T TRY TO ACT COOL AND USE IT.

 You think I’m mean? If only you heard what I say in my head.

 I start homework then end up on Faceboook

 yes i’m ignoring you now get the hint and go away please?

 Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.

 I get RE-pissed about a old situation when i have a flashback about it!

 ”Oh, You think smoking is cool?” Im gonna laugh when your dead in 30 years.

 why are you late?! mate your lucky i even came so shutup and teach yeah?

 Im only online for you

 BLOODY TALK TO ME!

 that awkward moment when you forget someones name

 This is the 20th time I’ve had to pause my music. PLEASE stop talking.

 I use my phone as a flashlight

 and hit random buttons to keep it lit

 Sub teacher: “Does your normal teacher let you do that?” Students: “Yes…”

 You think i did a crap job? Do it yourself then.

 I used to like you, now i dont know what i saw in you

 I hate it when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out

 Feeling like a ninja when I drop something and catch it.

 that split second of fear when you lean back too far in your chair

 Music saves you when you’re broken.

 Who are you texting?Whos it from? What does it say? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

 when the class randomly goes silent and you’re still talking.

 youd be in good shape if you ran like your mouth..

 Being so overtired

 you have no idea what you’re even saying anymore

 ”Tell me, I promise I wont get angry” “YOU DID WHAT!”

 Your story doesn’t line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now.

 I am who I am, accept me, reject me, but I’m still me

 ’BEAUTIFUL’ is such a better compliment that ‘HOT’

 I hate being told to relax… Do you WANT me to punch you?

 Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day

 you always have one friend who can make anything sound dirty/sexual (;

 I don’t read instructions to things

 I just push buttons til it works : )

 Did i ask for you’r opinion? ”’no”’ then shut up

 3:00pm: “Yeah I’m going to do my homework!” 11:00pm: “SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!”

 Hate when nobody comments on your awesomely thought up status

 i hate not seeing my spelling error until after i post a status

 Time is precious so be careful who you waste it with

 I hate it when people ask how you are, and they don’t even care

 Making random noises after you get tongue-tied, then continuing, sorry

 i have OFCD (obsessive faceboook checking disorder)

 I dont hate you, i am just done with you & your sh!t

 Guys who treat their girls like the most precious thing in their lives.

 I write like this and not “lYk DiS” because I’m an adult and not retarded

 Stop Laughing, you don’t know about the joke.

 ’Why are you late?’ ‘The staircase moved. I had to come via the dungeons.’

 You know you’re addicted to Faceb??k when…

 How we gonna sneak out? don’t worry mate

 i brought my invisibility cloak’

 if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face.

 ”NOBODY LOOK!” *Everyone looks*

 You’re angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up

 when a boy calls a girl beautiful, you know he cares.

 i EXPECT to be rich somehow, but with no real plan or effort

 Hearing a song that describes your current situation perfectly

 the satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.

 I daydream while im reading so I have to read parts over again

 When i was little i used to pretend CANDY STICKS were cigarettes

 Stop acting all innocent . . . we all know your a two-faced b!tch

 You almost bump into someone

 you both go left, you both go right.

 If facebooking was a job….. then i’d probably be a billionaire.

 Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.

 ”Become a Fan” is old, I want to “Become an Air Conditioner”

 i hate it when i run past a door and the handle decides to grab my jumper

 Hate the Moment when suddenly My anger turns into Tears..

 While watching TOM AND JERRY, I always take the side of Jerry.

 I asked you a question. Don’t change the subject.

 My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong

 Hey Mom! Look at this!….Mom look!…HURRY!….MOM!!!…….you missed it.

 The “Aaaaaaaaaaaah” when you finally understand something

 Regretting not having done something when you had the chance!

 Please don’t pick me, please don’t pick… Aww Crap.

 Accidentally texting the wrong person then things get awkward…

 Why do parents think it is so easy to get good marks… ..!!!

  hate it when my thoughts keep me awake..

  During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better

 School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die…Great

 Everything will be okay in the end, If its not okay its not the End

 if a girl replies “k”, you did something to piss her off.

 Ok, If we get caught here’s the story…

 Making unnessesary sounds when your bored.

 Your text pissed me off

 so I’m not replying

 putting on a fake smile to all your friends, when your dying inside.

 When the teacher stops talking, i look up to make sure i’m not in trouble

 arguments mean nothing…at the end of the day i still love you

 Trust me, you really DON’T want to know what goes on in my head.

 So, If you can’t tell me, Why mention it?

 I type L-O-L or L-M-A-O and i have a blank expression on my face.

 reading texts half asleep.. and its like looking into the sun.

 I Hate it When People Suddenly Go Offline In Mid of a Conversation.

 Yeah … I used to fancy you, but what was I thinking?!

 Saying i dunno when you cant be botherd to explain something

 I Hate When People Text “Hmmm..”

 FRUSTRATED OF PEOPLE ASKING.. “HOW R UR STUDIES GOING ON??”

 ’you’re here to learn’ yeah and you’re here to teach, not happening is it

 I love it when people think you suck at something and u prove them wrong

 Obamaa totally stole ‘YES WE CAN’ from Bob the Builder

 I feel accomplished when someone “Likes” my status.

 I have never talked to you in my life, but I like your status

 what if “x” doesn’t want to be found?

 When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder

 Me? Sarcastic? Never.

 i dont care what other people think, its my life

 Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before.

 You’re being nice. Way too nice. You want something

 ”Hiya”"Hi..” You don’t normally talk to me, so i guess you want something?

 struggling so hard to open something then spotting the “tear here”

 BEING CONFUSED AFTER WAKING UP FROM NAPS….

 You do that to me and then act like nothing happened later on.

 ”Where are you going?” “Washroom…” “To do what?” TO PLAY BASKETBALL.

 I hate remembering there was weekend homework…at 10:00 p.m. Sunday night.

 Why learn algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate!

 There is always a reason behind every “Just Wondering”

 real girls aren’t perfect.. perfect girls aren’t real ?

 Sometimes I feel as useless as the white crayon…

 Nowadays, “Cool” means ” I really don’t care.”

 Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.

 Bad memories go away. Good memories please replay.

 I hate when 2 people whisper secrets in front of me

 vaa surudhi polam

 I have 2 brains: One is in me and the other is GOOGLE

 Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

 Listen, I REALLY have to go. Mom’s calling. THANK GOD that’s over.

 Unless it’s due tomorrow, I don’t care

 i hate it when i’m the only one studying and everyone else is havin fun:(

 Laughing In A Situation When Your Supposed To Be Serious

 Why are you yelling at me? The whole class is talking!

 ”Teacher’s absent today”, “WOOOOHOOO” *Teacher Enters*

 Pandas are the least racistt animal, they’re black, white AND asian!

 Looking at peoples face expressions in a boring lesson is hilarious.

 i ran out of things to do on face book .. yet i’m still on it.

 Yeah, Yeah.., Yeah,… Yeah.. WAIT WHAT ?

 I don’t care if it’s 4AM, I don’t consider it tomorrow until i wake up.

 I Fix Electronics By Hitting Them. It Works Every Time.

 I hate it when you’re in a conversation and the internet disconnects!!!

 Not knowing what else to put in an exam so just putting ETC.

 Parents call it “bad grades”, we call it “still passing”.

 I can read books all night but I can’t make myself read my lessons!

 Getting confused about whether to say “Today” or “Tomorrow” after midnight.

 Everyone was thinking it, I just said it.

 Colleges must think we have money trees in our backyards.

 Teacher “U wanna share it with d class?” Kid “No thats why i whispered it”

 Saying ‘nah thats ok’ but secretely wanting to bash their face in

 Why are we learning about this, I will never use it in the future.

 Teacher: “You had the whole night for that HW”. Student: “I have a LIFE”

 Saying “What” but then 1 second later realizing what they said

 Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, I still don’t do my homework!

 When teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom

 I hate teachers who take our free classes!!!!

 In Primary School getting to write with a pen was SUCH a big deal…..

 Counting the number of students left to see which question will come on you

 Tripping over an object, then verbally abusing it

 I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.

 Thank you Pakistan for taking Sania Mirza, Now Please take Rakhi Sawant also

 Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:

 Saying “It’s fine” when really your heart is breaking

 When someone says “You just made my day”, it makes my day

 Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!

 Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else’s status.

 Single doesnt always mean ‘Available”

 If your angry at me, can you atleast tell me why!!

 ill just sleep 10 more minutes *1hour later* CRAP!!

 I dont remember that i used to be on ORKUT

 ”I have high hopes on you”.. student:”What goes up must come down

 I hate it when all of a sudden you feel really depressed and unhappy…

 I raise my hand for obvious answers so I don’t get called on later.

 I hate it when mechanical pencils refuse to use that last half inch of lead

 Why Does Everything Fun Go By Fast And Everything Boring Goes By Slow

 I HATE REALIZING I FORGOT A TOWEL HALF WAY THOUGH A SHOWER.

 I studied it like 3 minutes ago, how the hell did I forget the answer?

 I hate when girls act dumb on purpose because they think its cute and funny

 The Moment Of Glory When You Find Out Everyone Hates The Person You Hate.

 I watch how clean is your house and think how do u live like that.

 The person who created exams. I wonder how many friends he has?

 Rumors that are so far off from the truth all you can do is laugh.

 I’m unreliable, disorganized, inefficient n immature….but I’m FUN..!!

 Switching Tabs When Someone Is Watching You On The Computer

 No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

 i typed all that hit enter and thn chat goes “An Error Occured”

 If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

 Getting kicked out of class isnt a punishment, its a reward

 I hate when your voice is shakey when you’re about to cry.

 I love when I have the whole house to myself

 The Urge To Bang Your Head Against A Wall When Talking To A Dumb Person :L

 ”Who are you talking to?”…… “TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!”

 I rip the labels off drink bottles, then regret it because it looks ugly

 I bet you will miss being a teenager once you’ve grown!! So shut up and ENJOY

 I feel reassured when someone tells me they haven’t studied either

 Weve all tried to make 2 phones play a song at the same time(:

 ”Hey. Where are you?” “Egypt, we took the landline with us.”

 Getting A Text But Not Remembering What You Said Before

 I hate it when your trying to be serious, but then you accidently smile

 That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant

 When I’m home alone I dance like an idiot and sing at the top of my lungs

 I Hate People Who Chew Gum Like A Retarded Cow

 Dont judge me on what people have told you, get to know me first.

 I Hate when smart people cry over getting under a 90, SHUTUP!! I GOT 0

 Drawing on the people in the newspapers, The Real People who make India great

 I hate People who pretend to be friends but are actually betrayers!

 Ok mom, so I didn’t clean my room, now don’t make a big speech out of it.

 No, I’m not ok, I just don’t want to talk about it so STOP ASKING

 Teacher: Quiet Class!!!! Me: Ok…so anyways as i was saying…….

 I love the feeling of friday !

 yes, i read you text i just chose to ignore it, so STOP SENDING ME MORE!

 Some people need to learn the difference between rude and honest.

 No, I don’t need an attitude adjustment. You just need to f*uck off.

 I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

 I love it when people interrupt class for an “important anouncement”

 I don’t really have a type. I just know what I like when I see it.

 Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you.

 i sleep on my textbook so that i can learn through osmosis.

 I Love it when i have to cancel out the Values in LHS and RHS!!!!

 WE START TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AND IT ENDS US UP IN SOMETHING ELSE

 I love it when someone tries to show off and then fails. Epically.

 Asking your parents after you’ve already made plans

 Whenever the class goes silent someone always shouts “WHYS IT GONE QUIET?”

 ”Dinner’s ready!!” “Coming!” *continues using the computer*

 I hate it when people unexpectedly go offline

 I constantly write my name on things when I’m bored.

 How many more minutes till class ends?

 Looking back, I really wish I hadn’t done that…

 Pretending to think when the teacher is looking at you

 I hate that mood where every little thing pisses you off.

 Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday

 The Questions Were Easy…Only The Answers Were Difficult!!

 HATE IT WHEN I HAV 2 SIT ON DA FIRST BENCH IN AN EXAM….!!!!!!!!

 The world would be a much happier place if there were no Monday mornings!

 I hate when people stand over me and watch what I’m doing on the computer.

 I’m pretty sure i paid for a bag of chips, not half a bag of air

 It’s nice when people remember something you thought they’d forget

 Recieve text, start replying, forget what it said, save to drafts, reread!

 I love it when I smile at someone and they smile back at me:)

 I love it when Google change their logo to match the occasion of the day

 I didn’t know Twinkle Twinkle little star has the same tune as the Alphabet

 I love finding money i didn’t know i had.

 When people say “You’re a jerk” I automatically say “I know.”

 I hate when I don’t know how to comfort an upset friend.

 ”Can I go to the bathroom?” “I don’t know

 can you?” JUST LET ME GO!

 I click every minute on “home” because I don’t know what else to do…

 Ignoring the house phone because i know its not for me.

 No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name

 I hate it when some Americans think we Indians don’t know English.

 FACEB00K is the ONLY reason why I know it’s your BIRTHDAY

 I Restart A Game Whenever I Know Im Going To Lose

 I love it when people know my name, Yet i don’t know theirs.

 I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer

 I hate it when people assume things when they don’t know the whole story

 Watching a movie and wishing that your life was really like that

 Everything seems louder when you’re trying not to wake your parents

 I get scared when someone says “Can i ask you something”

 Hearing your favorite song on the radio is more exciting than on your IPod

 DONT SAY IT BEHIND MY BACK!!..SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!

 I’m going to be sat laughing when Karma gets you. You bastard.

 On faceboook we’re all friends but outside we don’t even say hi .

 Sorry, I’ve Just Realised I Didn’t Listen to Anything You Have Just Said.

 I mentally correct your grammar as you speak to me.

 ”what u get for ur test!?” “I did so bad, 48/50, you?” “…nevermind”

 I don’t know who you are, but we have 80 friends in common

 You Act Innocent and Fool People, But Dont Worry I Already Know Your a Hoe

 Acting like you are reading but you are just staring at the pages.

 No offense basically means “I’m going to insult you..but don’t get mad”

 i hate when people TEXT you all the time but act like STRANGERS in person!

 No Mum, it’s not dirty, but you washing it is easier than putting it away.

 I may be mad, but if you only knew just how much I want to talk to you..

 Hates when a friend puts up a photo which they look good in but you dont.

 Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea

 i hate it when you type heaps but realise your cursor wasnt in the box

 ”That song is so old!” “So’s your mum but you still listen to her.”

 ”What if there was no Google” “I Dont know, Google it.”

 i wonder why cartoons never change their clothes

 After insulting someone I say “JK”….when I was DEAD SERIOUS.

 SOME GIRLS are such bitches. boys are better friends tbh

 I really need you to understand…but I know you wont..

 I’m actually not funny.I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

 5 more minutes mom..*15 minutes later*… Mom why didnt you wake me up!!!!!

 The Feeling When you Beat a Nerd in a Test!

 That epic feeling when you think of an amazing comeback during the argument

 The Feeling You Get After Finishing Your Last Exam.

 Don’t u hate it when u’re hungry

 Those moments you wish you had caught on camera

 i love hearing something when it starts with “dont tell anyone ok?”

 That awkward moment when your talking loud and everyone seems to get quiet.

 using google as a spell-checker

 If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

 I learned how to write in cursive in grade school…haven’t used it since.

 I Know Your Reading My Inbox While “Playing” With My Phone.

 Dear Food, Either stop being delicious or stop making me fat.

 Great. Go offline without saying bye. That’s not rude at all.

 I know they are retarded but they are my friends!!:D

 YEs!! c’mon YEs!! Im Gonna Study aLL night… (2mins later ) (-_-) zzzzzzzzzzzz… slept !

 My silence could mean you are not worth the argument (Keep Barking)

 Okay then Bye, Oh no, WAIT!!, Hello?, Hello?!!..Damn!!..

 lazy!?….me?? no wayyy dude im SUPER lazyyy :p

 I dont care what they say about me .. Take me as I’m or leave me !!

 Telling your mom something you think is funny and ending up getting yelled at

 Stop putting your parents in *OLDAGE HOME* how can u forget wat they did fr u!!

 I HATE IT WHEN I MISSED THE BUS BY JUST A FEW SECONDS!

 There should be a relationship status “Has a Crush”

 Sarcasm (n.)- the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

 ”you’re parents are soo nice” No trust me theyre only that way when ur here

 I didn’t type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply.

 Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you

 mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit….

 ”hey did you study for the test?” “What te- oh crap”

 Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.

 Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened

 Please Learn How to Spell. Thank You.

 I like how you do your makeup. Do you use a brush or just dip your face in?

 looking at old pictures & noticing how lame you were when you were younger

 ”Women should be in the kitchen” – See how fast i poison your food fool.

 i wish i could see how someone else saw me from their point of view

 How’s Revision going?…Revision? LOL I need to LEARN everything first.

 changing into comfortable clothes right when i get home!

 Looking at old photos and thinking how much things have changed.

 Self note: When being productive, do NOT go on F/B for a “5 minute break”

 DO NOT CALL ME IF YOU GONNA TALK TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN YOUR BACKGROUND!!!!!!

 Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking?

 Do not judge me. You have not lived my life Nor suffered my pain

 When someone says “Dont move” i freak out and say “what is it”?!?!?!

 i hate it when i forget something i really wanted to say

 I Love It When Teachers Come Into The Class & Say: Please Do Your Own Work

 Girls who put 10layers of foundation on and think they’re hot, NO YOUR UGLY

 Giving the Silent Treatment to someone who Pissed You Off!

 Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it.

 Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.

 Men who can cook (and enjoy doing it!) are TOTALLY sexy!

 I have people’s numbers in my phone who i never text/call.

 I judge you when you use poor grammar.

 I Love the Sound of Pouring Rain Showers & Thunderstorms

 ”Mom, make me some food?” “Get it yourself.” “Nevermind, I’m not hungry.”

 When my Internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works

 I want to sleep…5 more minutes!

 Oi Mum! Stop talking to people…. I WANT TO GO HOME!

 I dont care how old I am , I still want to sit by the window

 I hate how you want a new cell phone after you just got a new one!

 Only an Engineering Student can understand the value of study on Last Night

 Telling your parents a funny story and then turning it into a life lesson

 Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil

 G00GLE: Many times I open it just to check my Internet connectivity

 That .1% of germs that nothing can kill

 Maths puns are the first sine of madness

 Log on

 Your grades are only higher because I’m lazy.

 When I was younger I used to take my mum or dad’s phone to play Snake

 Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME.

 Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That’s the phone NUMBER

 Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life

 I Hate It When I Accidentally Cancel My Super Long Text

 ”Don’t see me, don’t see me, don’t see me”… “HEYYY!!!” … “f*ck”

 Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it!

 Laughing at a text in front of people, then looking comepletely Retarded.

 It’s crazy how one single day can change your entire life.

 Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed.

 Checking Your Sent Messages Because Youre Confused At The Reply

 Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations

 The moment before the rain..

 mum i’m hungry

 I MISS YOU A LOT DAD !!

 No matter how hard you look for something, your mother always finds it!

 ”OH, I GET IT! ” ( Teacher walks away ) ” Dude  i STILL dont get it”

 I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half

 Yes, I do look at my reflection when I walk past parked cars or windows.

 I love people who make me smile, even on my worst days

 Sleeping in your own bed after coming home from a holiday

 I always ACCEPT the “terms and conditions” WITHOUT reading them.

 I check my phone no messages. put it away then I get a text

 When you throw your phone in anger, but then go to it to see if its ok.

 Sleeping More Than The “Recomended” 8 Hours

 ”You’ve changed.” Yeah, it’s called GROWING UP. I think you should try it.

 ”we really need to hang out” . “yeah we really do” [never happens]

 ”Ya i am reaching in 5 minutes”.*1 hour later* “Im almost there only 2mins”

 ”You’re” and “Your” don’t mean the same thing.

 The moment when only you & your bestfriend know what your laughing about.

 Getting long text messages that are worth reading.

 Saying Shutup at someone on TV and then changing the channel

 eating ice cream out of the carton when no one is home

 Sticking Your Mobile Phone In The Air To Increase Its Signal.

 The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is Check My Phone

 No I’m not lying, but when you look at me like that how can I not smile?

 Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward

 I 8 PPL DAT TLK LYK DIS

 I’m not hiding anything

 Sitting in class thinking when am I going to use this in my life

 I use proper english when texting.

 staring into a wardrobe full of clothes and seeing NOTHING to wear!

 Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself

 Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner

 I love the kid who always gets the teacher off subject

 I Hate When People That Know Nothing About you talk about you

 I hate those who ask For Extra sheet in an Exam!What the Hell r u writing??

 Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny.

 I love it when a baby holds your one finger <3

 If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question

 Trying to feel for your phone, and panicking when you can’t feel it.

 Thanks For Making Me Feel Short, Tall Person.

 I love how my best friend and I can say one word and crack up (:

 Saying “ow” even though it didn’t hurt or happen to you.

 I hate it when I dip my biscuit into a drink and then it just drops

 You want a perfect girl?…Go buy a barbie (:

 I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.

 Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying

 When We Were Little We Wanted To Grow Up… What The Hell Were We Thinking.

 *sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?

 ”It’s gonna be ok.”.. “Yeah..because it’s not happening to you..”

 Real woman aint a size 0. Real woman have curves

 ”I need to study!” *Opens book*”..I don’t feel like studying” *Closes book*

 I don’t sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason

 Teacher:”Whoever doesn’t like my class can leave” Thinking *I wish I could*

 No matter how close exams are..we still have time for faceboook!